• World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

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  • Tanned and Toned

    By Newton Stand

    This isn't a Fur pattern on my front.

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  • No Dice

    By Newton Stand

    They're making a role-playing game about me.

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  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • Prevent fire. R. B.

    By Ivo

    Do you know this scene in Home alone...

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  • You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

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  • Now that you mention it...

    By DLcygnet

    Studies show that Hamsters who carry a little extra weight live longer than the Assholes who mention it.

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  • Only a fraction will get this joke.

    By copperhamster

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

  • I'd even do it for a stranger

    By balder

    Yes, I've been away for a while. But there was a very good reason.

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  • Hamstard Surpassed!

    By Platonix

    i pride myself on being a bastard. that's no secret; it's right there in the comic's name.

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  • Vanity, thy name is Hamstard

    By No one in particular

    Mirror mirror On the wall...

  • Trust Me

    By DLcygnet

    All Professional Hamsters are Bilingual. I speak English and Profanity.

  • THIS. IS. MURRICAAAAA!!!!

    By Newton Stand

    I am glad this is not sparta. Greek attitudes to nakedness were different.

  • I'd wash that.

    By Newton Stand

    I just got told 'You're the puppet'

  • Three Square Meals? Sure!

    By Newton Stand

    About that question of whether we need more panels...

  • Fake it til you fail and have to retake it

    By balder

    The attitude that attitude is everything is everything that is wrong.

  • Da truth

    By Spruce

    people feel they have no true freedom. that they are like an animal in a cage.

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  • Hamstard Without Hamstard

    By Newton Stand

    So, this Garfield without Garfield thing.

  • Too Sexy For My Cage

    By Lord Hamster

    Yes. A certain webcomic "creator" had his friend with actual talent draw some new art.

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  • On the Other Hand...

    By Newton Stand

    I try to keep out of politics, mostly because of laziness.

  • I'm Stupid And I Was Wrong Mocks Readers.

    By Newton Stand

    I found a bug. The confirmation pop-up when you try to abandon a Hamstard you were making doesn't say 'I'm stupid and I was wrong'.

  • But not hamsters, of course.

    By balder

    there's all these stories written about computers becoming self-aware.

  • I C U

    By Newton Stand

    So, it turns out eating that pinata was a bad idea.

  • Redux_8

    By some hamster

    You are in a large terrarium. Passages in all directions. >>Go east.

  • Shedding

    By BakaGrappler

    People might be thinking less of Georgia Powers for shedding tears.

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  • I wish for fewer wishes

    By balder

    The # of people who could've been born but never were is unfathomably big. but finite.

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  • What's a bug got to do with it?

    By balder

    i'm your private hamster, a hamster for money, i'll Do what you want me to do.

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  • Playing Games

    By Newton Stand

    I tried playing Catan. I ate all the grain. And the sheep. And the board. Made a goddamned nest from it. Cardboard.

  • HAHA JK THERE'S NO PLAN WTF DO WE DO ???

    By Dewey the Signamancer

    When in mortal danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.

  • Double or nothing on a roulette spin?

    By balder

    There are some student loan companies that operate from indian reservations.

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