• Solid State

    By Newton Stand

    I have writer's block.

  • Dutch Porn

    By ArbitraryNotion

    I just told my boss:

  • Inigo Annoya

    By Newton Stand

    Hellow, my name is Hamstard, the Bastarrd Hamsterr.

  • Truth Bounces

    By Newton Stand

    A reader's written in to say,

  • Infinite Hamstard

    By Newton Stand

    Read the panel to the right now.

  • On your mom

    By Newton Stand

    This is my morning expression. In the afternoon, I nap face down.

  • Globeigular

    By Newton Stand

    Don't judge me. THat basketball was giving me the eye.

  • Four Act Tragedy

    By Newton Stand

    I had a bad experience just now. I clicked on Comic Stream.

  • --timing

    By Newton Stand

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

  • It's all in the--

    By Newton Stand

    Another complaint, this time about crayons and the value of DIY Art:

  • Hamstard's Back

    By Newton Stand

    Rumours that I've got a 180-degree pose coming are false.

  • Yesterday vs Today

    By standaggs

    Yesterday....

  • In fact I don't even know what to call this

    By Bad Will Hunting

    Some nights I wake up in a cold sweat, with the sense that awful things are going to happen.

  • Food Fight

    By DLcygnet

    My friend thinks he's so smart.

  • Hamster's Dating Guide

    By Jade

    This Valentine's Day, I'll Give you some of Parson's Tips to help with your date!

  • MTV's Cribs

    By rstoffel

    Lets go on a tour.

  • Trumpstard

    By fuchfe97

    perfect warlord? didn't even manage to keep a pyramid in the magic Kindgom. #EMMKAY So sad - total Loser.

    Comments (2)

  • False Advertising

    By BakaGrappler

    Damn it! Why didn't anyone tell me the Super Bowl was a game and not a serving size of ice cream!

  • The finger of doom.

    By totalnerduk

    People are speculating about the geometry of erfworld. it is not a sphere, or a cone.

  • Sigh...

    By OSTBear

    Debate and Protests are a vital part of our democracy. Just ask MLk Jr.

  • Can we please have some good news for once?!

    By rstoffel

    The dilemma is this:

  • What do you get....

    By rstoffel

    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

  • In my pants

    By OSTBear

    ...

  • Tell Us Something We Don't Know Genius...

    By Carl

    So on Page 226 Parson finally figure out girls are complicated... Errr What!

  • Haters Gonna Hate

    By rstoffel

    I see you there. judging me.

  • Everybody loves a panhandler.

    By Kiefler

    Hey buddy, can you spare a schmucker?

  • How I've been feeling today

    By OSTBear

    ...

  • Dangerously Cheesy

    By rstoffel

    Looks like a cheeto is in charge now.

    Comments (1)

  • Hamstard Gets Inspirational (Kinda)

    By Staven Cleff

    y'all think that only humans have to worry about exams but believe me you are wrong!

  • You deserve it for your spelling

    By Newton Stand

    I got a letter from the artist who drew me first.