• Fake it til you fail and have to retake it

    By balder

    The attitude that attitude is everything is everything that is wrong.

  • You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

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  • Same with porn vs dating

    By balder

    A READER ASKS,

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  • "Talk through a fan" emulator installed...

    By balder

    Just a moment, we are slightly degrading your Skype experience 3 out of 7 annoyances added... [ΞΞΞΞΞΞ————————————]

  • I wish for fewer wishes

    By balder

    The # of people who could've been born but never were is unfathomably big. but finite.

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  • World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

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  • But not hamsters, of course.

    By balder

    there's all these stories written about computers becoming self-aware.

  • What's a bug got to do with it?

    By balder

    i'm your private hamster, a hamster for money, i'll Do what you want me to do.

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  • It's fair use, jabrony

    By balder

    You should check out my fan edits of my little pony.

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  • Double or nothing on a roulette spin?

    By balder

    There are some student loan companies that operate from indian reservations.

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  • And dank indian burns

    By balder

    remove all drugs from society and people would spin around on the lawn til they fell down.

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  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • It's a Leap of Faith Year

    By balder

    HERE'S A NEW HAMSTARD STRIP.

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  • Candy Crush Koan

    By balder

    Student: Master, I cannot beat this level of Candy Crush. It is too hard. Master: I am not surprised. The level you are currently stuck on is the hardest one in the game.

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  • Yo, Joe! Guh!

    By balder

    THEY SAY THAT "KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE."

  • Festive AF

    By balder

    o o /