DLcygnet's blogs

  • The Hamstard Awakens

    By DLcygnet

    This is not the Hamstard You're looking for.

  • My Eyes!

    By DLcygnet

    I'd really appreciate it... If you wore pants more often.

  • Late

    By DLcygnet

    Oh No!

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  • Food Fight

    By DLcygnet

    My friend thinks he's so smart.

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  • Breathe

    By DLcygnet

    I went on a diet once.

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  • Now that you mention it...

    By DLcygnet

    Studies show that Hamsters who carry a little extra weight live longer than the Assholes who mention it.

  • Cards

    By DLcygnet

    I wanted to Help out with this new Kickstarter they're running.

  • On Smoking

    By DLcygnet

    I read a study recently...

  • Trust Me

    By DLcygnet

    All Professional Hamsters are Bilingual. I speak English and Profanity.

  • Hamstard Against Humanity

    By DLcygnet

    So I heard Tools get a free black deck when we hit Milestone 4.

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