• The Hamstard Awakens

    By DLcygnet

    This is not the Hamstard You're looking for.

  • World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

    Comments (2)

  • No Dice

    By Newton Stand

    They're making a role-playing game about me.

    Comments (1)

  • Tanned and Toned

    By Newton Stand

    This isn't a Fur pattern on my front.

  • You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

    Comments (3)

  • Food Fight

    By DLcygnet

    My friend thinks he's so smart.

    Comments (3)

  • Vanity, thy name is Hamstard

    By No one in particular

    Mirror mirror On the wall...

  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • Now that you mention it...

    By DLcygnet

    Studies show that Hamsters who carry a little extra weight live longer than the Assholes who mention it.

  • Could be a thrust-to-weight experiment

    By Lime Green Medic

    So you ran out of my regular food and instead fed me leftover mexican food.

  • THIS. IS. MURRICAAAAA!!!!

    By Newton Stand

    I am glad this is not sparta. Greek attitudes to nakedness were different.

  • Only a fraction will get this joke.

    By copperhamster

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

  • On the Other Hand...

    By Newton Stand

    I try to keep out of politics, mostly because of laziness.

  • Double or nothing on a roulette spin?

    By balder

    There are some student loan companies that operate from indian reservations.

    Comments (2)

  • Redux_8

    By some hamster

    You are in a large terrarium. Passages in all directions. >>Go east.

  • Da truth

    By Spruce

    people feel they have no true freedom. that they are like an animal in a cage.

    Comments (1)

  • Never Surrender

    By Newton Stand

    Momma told me if I kept making this face, I'd stay like it. I can't tell because I've never stopped.

  • On Smoking

    By DLcygnet

    I read a study recently...

  • I'd even do it for a stranger

    By balder

    Yes, I've been away for a while. But there was a very good reason.

    Comments (1)

  • Type II Casting.

    By Newton Stand

    I have a cute nose.

  • I'm Stupid And I Was Wrong Mocks Readers.

    By Newton Stand

    I found a bug. The confirmation pop-up when you try to abandon a Hamstard you were making doesn't say 'I'm stupid and I was wrong'.

  • Three Square Meals? Sure!

    By Newton Stand

    About that question of whether we need more panels...

  • This is Sparta

    By DLcygnet

    Regarding a recent strip... Yes, british humor is indeed different.

    Comments (2)

  • Shedding

    By BakaGrappler

    People might be thinking less of Georgia Powers for shedding tears.

    Comments (1)

  • Pollutant Advisory

    By BakaGrappler

    I don't really understand why people use the term

  • What's a bug got to do with it?

    By balder

    i'm your private hamster, a hamster for money, i'll Do what you want me to do.

    Comments (1)

  • The Key to Survival

    By onigame

    how am i managing to survive? I know some of you are wondering.

  • Technicalities

    By Lord Hamster

    Several of you have emailed to point out that the Olympics, while they appear to be "sports," are technically "games."

  • But not hamsters, of course.

    By balder

    there's all these stories written about computers becoming self-aware.

  • Crap.

    By Newton Stand

    Maybe I'm really a slim hamster with bad constipation