• You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

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  • Tanned and Toned

    By Newton Stand

    This isn't a Fur pattern on my front.

  • World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

    Comments (2)

  • Only a fraction will get this joke.

    By copperhamster

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

  • I'm Stupid And I Was Wrong Mocks Readers.

    By Newton Stand

    I found a bug. The confirmation pop-up when you try to abandon a Hamstard you were making doesn't say 'I'm stupid and I was wrong'.

  • Redux_8

    By some hamster

    You are in a large terrarium. Passages in all directions. >>Go east.

  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • Never Surrender

    By Newton Stand

    Momma told me if I kept making this face, I'd stay like it. I can't tell because I've never stopped.

  • Double or nothing on a roulette spin?

    By balder

    There are some student loan companies that operate from indian reservations.

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  • On the Other Hand...

    By Newton Stand

    I try to keep out of politics, mostly because of laziness.

  • Type II Casting.

    By Newton Stand

    I have a cute nose.

  • Three Square Meals? Sure!

    By Newton Stand

    About that question of whether we need more panels...

  • HAHA JK THERE'S NO PLAN WTF DO WE DO ???

    By Dewey the Signamancer

    When in mortal danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.

  • THIS. IS. MURRICAAAAA!!!!

    By Newton Stand

    I am glad this is not sparta. Greek attitudes to nakedness were different.

  • But not hamsters, of course.

    By balder

    there's all these stories written about computers becoming self-aware.

  • I'd wash that.

    By Newton Stand

    I just got told 'You're the puppet'

  • Playing Games

    By Newton Stand

    I tried playing Catan. I ate all the grain. And the sheep. And the board. Made a goddamned nest from it. Cardboard.

  • New Straw for Old

    By Newton Stand

    A reader wrote to say,

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  • What's a bug got to do with it?

    By balder

    i'm your private hamster, a hamster for money, i'll Do what you want me to do.

    Comments (1)

  • This is Sparta

    By DLcygnet

    Regarding a recent strip... Yes, british humor is indeed different.

    Comments (2)

  • Shedding

    By BakaGrappler

    People might be thinking less of Georgia Powers for shedding tears.

    Comments (1)

  • The Key to Survival

    By onigame

    how am i managing to survive? I know some of you are wondering.

  • Trust Me

    By DLcygnet

    All Professional Hamsters are Bilingual. I speak English and Profanity.

  • Too Sexy For My Cage

    By Lord Hamster

    Yes. A certain webcomic "creator" had his friend with actual talent draw some new art.

    Comments (2)

  • I wish for fewer wishes

    By balder

    The # of people who could've been born but never were is unfathomably big. but finite.

    Comments (1)

  • Haiku #3

    By Brony83

    You want more Haikus?

    Comments (4)

  • Technicalities

    By Lord Hamster

    Several of you have emailed to point out that the Olympics, while they appear to be "sports," are technically "games."

  • Aussie Rules

    By Newton Stand

    I don't need to get political. I'm a whole globe already. Kiss my ASstralia.

  • If You Want Action...

    By sdub

    ...

    Comments (2)

  • Fake it til you fail and have to retake it

    By balder

    The attitude that attitude is everything is everything that is wrong.