• You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

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  • Tanned and Toned

    By Newton Stand

    This isn't a Fur pattern on my front.

  • Now that you mention it...

    By DLcygnet

    Studies show that Hamsters who carry a little extra weight live longer than the Assholes who mention it.

  • World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

    Comments (2)

  • Redux_8

    By some hamster

    You are in a large terrarium. Passages in all directions. >>Go east.

  • Only a fraction will get this joke.

    By copperhamster

    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

  • On Smoking

    By DLcygnet

    I read a study recently...

  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • I'm Stupid And I Was Wrong Mocks Readers.

    By Newton Stand

    I found a bug. The confirmation pop-up when you try to abandon a Hamstard you were making doesn't say 'I'm stupid and I was wrong'.

  • Never Surrender

    By Newton Stand

    Momma told me if I kept making this face, I'd stay like it. I can't tell because I've never stopped.

  • On the Other Hand...

    By Newton Stand

    I try to keep out of politics, mostly because of laziness.

  • Da truth

    By Spruce

    people feel they have no true freedom. that they are like an animal in a cage.

  • Double or nothing on a roulette spin?

    By balder

    There are some student loan companies that operate from indian reservations.

    Comments (2)

  • Trust Me

    By DLcygnet

    All Professional Hamsters are Bilingual. I speak English and Profanity.

  • THIS. IS. MURRICAAAAA!!!!

    By Newton Stand

    I am glad this is not sparta. Greek attitudes to nakedness were different.

  • Type II Casting.

    By Newton Stand

    I have a cute nose.

  • Three Square Meals? Sure!

    By Newton Stand

    About that question of whether we need more panels...

  • Best Dance Type

    By Dewey the Signamancer

    Stanley is a master of polearms

  • Shedding

    By BakaGrappler

    People might be thinking less of Georgia Powers for shedding tears.

    Comments (1)

  • Technicalities

    By Lord Hamster

    Several of you have emailed to point out that the Olympics, while they appear to be "sports," are technically "games."

  • But not hamsters, of course.

    By balder

    there's all these stories written about computers becoming self-aware.

  • I'd wash that.

    By Newton Stand

    I just got told 'You're the puppet'

  • Too Sexy For My Cage

    By Lord Hamster

    Yes. A certain webcomic "creator" had his friend with actual talent draw some new art.

    Comments (2)

  • I wish for fewer wishes

    By balder

    The # of people who could've been born but never were is unfathomably big. but finite.

    Comments (1)

  • New Straw for Old

    By Newton Stand

    A reader wrote to say,

    Comments (3)

  • What's a bug got to do with it?

    By balder

    i'm your private hamster, a hamster for money, i'll Do what you want me to do.

    Comments (1)

  • This is Sparta

    By DLcygnet

    Regarding a recent strip... Yes, british humor is indeed different.

    Comments (2)

  • The Key to Survival

    By onigame

    how am i managing to survive? I know some of you are wondering.

  • Ten Plus-sized Years of Plenty

    By sdub

    It's been over ten years since that ugly human vanished

    Comments (1)

  • Playing Games

    By Newton Stand

    I tried playing Catan. I ate all the grain. And the sheep. And the board. Made a goddamned nest from it. Cardboard.