• Self Preservation

    By DLuxxx

    ...

  • August's Riddle

    By No one in particular

    Here's a riddle for ya:

  • I found it!

    By Lord Hamster

    They think they summoned a genius. an Archimedes.

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  • Fill the G-String

    By Newton Stand

    Rena_Ishtar has commented to say I should give my fans a little more love.

    Comments (2)

  • The dwarf was breathing so loud we could have shot him in the dark

    By sdub

    So I heard you're a dwarf hamster.

    Comments (1)

  • Ring of Hamsters

    By SofaPrince

    Seven for the dwarf hamsters in their cages of stone...

  • That Stinky Dream

    By some hamster

    ...

  • Poetic Hamstard

    By Tualha

    There once was a nerd from Columbus

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  • An olympian is born.

    By UNkaOogie

    ...

  • Apologies to Schulz

    By onigame

    Here's the World War I flying ace preparing to board his

  • HamstardGo

    By arrehn

    Stop pointing those phones at me. You look ridiculous.

    Comments (2)

  • And dank indian burns

    By balder

    remove all drugs from society and people would spin around on the lawn til they fell down.

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  • Identity theft

    By balder

    Long has the eldritch horror slept, through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions.

  • It's a Leap of Faith Year

    By balder

    HERE'S A NEW HAMSTARD STRIP.

    Comments (1)

  • Bananas

    By Tool Me Twice

    One banana,

  • Candy Crush Koan

    By balder

    Student: Master, I cannot beat this level of Candy Crush. It is too hard. Master: I am not surprised. The level you are currently stuck on is the hardest one in the game.

    Comments (1)

  • Yo, Joe! Guh!

    By balder

    THEY SAY THAT "KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE."

  • Festive AF

    By balder

    o o /

  • Cut with everclear

    By some hamster

    * SLURRRP * Y'know, the vodka's running a little thin these days.

    Comments (1)

  • Back and forth

    By some hamster

    what do you mean, what am I doing? I'm exercising.

    Comments (1)

  • Limitations

    By some hamster

    So, I was thinking.

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  • Topical

    By some hamster

    So I'm told I can become more relevant by using topical material.

    Comments (1)

  • Alpine Cabbages

    By some hamster

    i have badgers in my left nostril. They are playing the greatest hits of elbow the cat.

  • Sphincter Exercises

    By some hamster

    One and...

  • Food for Thought

    By some hamster

    this bird comes to me and says "I'd like a hamstard and mustard sandwhich to go please."

  • Cribs

    By some hamster

    Wassup dudes. Welcome to 'cribs'. This is the awesome bar area.

  • Hamstard forever

    By some hamster

    My pimple faced caretaker told me today that i am too fat and he was putting me on a diet.

  • Brimley

    By some hamster

    Diabeetus

  • Fake Hamstard

    By some hamster

    Hey, I'm actually full of energy! Look at me, jumping up and down! Can't stop a hamster!

  • Dance Party

    By some hamster

    <(^^<)

    Comments (1)