• Shedding

    By BakaGrappler

    People might be thinking less of Georgia Powers for shedding tears.

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  • Descending

    By Newton Stand

    I just realised how horrific 'create a hamstard is'. Hamstard parents have sex. Round, sweaty sex.

  • Never Surrender

    By Newton Stand

    Momma told me if I kept making this face, I'd stay like it. I can't tell because I've never stopped.

  • You even pay for it

    By Newton Stand

    It's always funny when you look at the tip jar and think you've been tipped.

  • Aussie Rules

    By Newton Stand

    I don't need to get political. I'm a whole globe already. Kiss my ASstralia.

  • Wide Boy

    By Newton Stand

    It's not middle aged spread. Any normal hamster would be dead by now. It's just spread. Lard-based Non-dairy Spread.

  • I'm Stupid And I Was Wrong Mocks Readers.

    By Newton Stand

    I found a bug. The confirmation pop-up when you try to abandon a Hamstard you were making doesn't say 'I'm stupid and I was wrong'.

  • Fake it til you fail and have to retake it

    By balder

    The attitude that attitude is everything is everything that is wrong.

  • Same old, same old

    By Newton Stand

    A review of this comic says the jokes are dumb and easy.

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  • On the Other Hand...

    By Newton Stand

    I try to keep out of politics, mostly because of laziness.

  • You'll believe a hamster can fly

    By balder

    in superman 2 from the 80's, he pulls a cellophane

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  • All Downhill From Here

    By Newton Stand

    Finally I got the hang of the hamster ball.

  • Believeland 2017

    By EasyDoesIt

    So... my twin sister WAS VISITING ME A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO

  • I'd wash that.

    By Newton Stand

    I just got told 'You're the puppet'

  • Peeps, we need a title

    By Newton Stand

    This joke has been created by committee.

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  • Same with porn vs dating

    By balder

    A READER ASKS,

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  • Cri de Coeur

    By Newton Stand

    . . . - - - . . . Coincidentally both a cry for help and my heart tracing.

  • Never Sell Out

    By Newton Stand

    I'm not a mouthpiece for anyone.

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  • I C U

    By Newton Stand

    So, it turns out eating that pinata was a bad idea.

  • Three Square Meals? Sure!

    By Newton Stand

    About that question of whether we need more panels...

  • "Talk through a fan" emulator installed...

    By balder

    Just a moment, we are slightly degrading your Skype experience 3 out of 7 annoyances added... [ΞΞΞΞΞΞ————————————]

  • Hamstard Mocks Readers

    By Newton Stand

    A reader writes to say,

  • An opportunity siezed

    By tgo

    So, you might be wondering what I

  • I wish for fewer wishes

    By balder

    The # of people who could've been born but never were is unfathomably big. but finite.

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  • Round Robin

    By Newton Stand

    Recently in American homes, bright colours have given way to beige. Awesome globular beige in this case. I ate a whole pinata again.

  • To everything there is a season

    By KeiranHalcyon31

    A time for flowers / a time for pollen / a time for sneezing / a time for phlegm...

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  • I'm in the queue for fuh.

    By Newton Stand

    A reader writes to ask,

  • More like Mon-dane, am i rite?

    By Diodri

    So Erfworld updates have been moved to Tuesday and friday.

  • Hamstard Balls Up

    By Newton Stand

    Oh, you're getting me a hamster ball are you?

  • World's Greatest Superlative

    By balder

    I need a mug that says: *not* world's greatest skeptic but possibly in the first percentile. i'd have to see the data.

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